GAMERARCHETYPE

Your Steam library has a type.
Prepare to be judged.

Enter your Steam name and get a brutally honest, data-driven breakdown of who you actually are as a gamer. Your archetype, your Gaming DNA, and a verdict grounded in cold, hard numbers you cannot argue with.

Free. No signup. Your Steam profile must be set to public.

1
Enter your Steam name
A name, 17-digit Steam ID, or your full profile URL. That is all we need.
2
We read your public library
Games, hours, achievements, and what you actually play. No login, no password.
3
Get judged, in detail
Your archetype, a Gaming DNA radar, and a verdict you did not ask for.
What you get
An Archetype
The Survival Homesteader. The Loot Goblin. The Ranked Lifer. We name your type from your actual habits, and you will not be able to un-see it.
Your Gaming DNA
Fifteen traits scored 0 to 100 from your real playtime. Building 97, Story Focus 12. The radar chart does not lie.
The Verdict
A written diagnosis of your habits, grounded in undeniable math. Brutally honest, occasionally kind, always deserved.
Questions you might have
Is it really free?
Yes. No signup, no paywall, no catch. Enter a name and get judged.
Is my data safe?
We only read your public Steam data, the same anyone can see on your profile. We keep just a cached copy of your report for a week and nothing else.
Nothing shows up, or it says my profile is private.
Steam hides your games by default. In Steam, go to Profile, Edit Profile, Privacy Settings, and set "Game details" to Public, then try again.
Why is it so mean?
It is not mean, it is accurate, which is worse. Every roast is grounded in your real numbers. We do not mock you, we expose your beautifully predictable habits.
Can I share my result?
Absolutely! We hope you do! Hit Save and Share on your report for a permanent link, or export it as a PDF to keep forever.